Weekly roundup
Saturday, April 19th, 2008(1) a 5.4 earthquake in southern ill. wow. In other news, a recent study reported that there is a 99% chance of a 6.7 quake in CA in the next 30 years. Given Californian’s laziness, this was met with derision instead of preparedness. (For those unfamiliar with decade-math, a 6.7 is 20 times stronger than a 5.4.)
(2) racist cubbies - not cool. maybe they can blame the earthquake for disrupting their sense of right and wrong?
(3) Red Sox pitchers are cheaters! clearly they have taken some weird potion to turn themselves into Mr. Stretch.
