Sugar Mamas: All-Time list
Posted by Michael.
In a recent letter to The Sports Guy, Sean from Harrisburg, PA brings up a good point about Kate Mara: She is the absolute most gorgeous thing I have ever seen AND she’s the granddaughter of Wellington Mara, which means she’s freaking rich.
So, obviously, we the blog people need to work on such a Sugar Mama list… for starters, I’d go with Demi Moore (taken, but husbands are only speedbumps, not roadblocks) and Jennifer Aniston.
if you need some guidelines for consideration, here’s the SG’s commentary on the matter:
SG: You’re right on with the Kate Mara love, but I’m not sure she fits the official definition because it’s inherited wealth down the road. Who knows if she has to split up the pie with siblings and cousins? For instance, if you land George Steinbrenner’s daughter, you get to take over the Yankees in a few years. There’s no guarantee like that with Kate Mara, right? Plus, she’s a young actress with a good film career ahead of her, so you’d have to worry the whole time that she might do a movie with Josh Hartnett or Leo DiCaprio and within 10 days of filming, you’ll be getting the “We need to talk” voicemail.
Besides, under the true definition of a Sugar Mama, she should be older (anywhere from late 30s to late 40s), independently wealthy and somewhere between cute and beautiful, she shouldn’t have any kids and, if possible she should be doing a ton of traveling so you can hang out and do nothing all day and she’d never have a clue. The best movie examples were Mimi Rogers in “Someone to Watch Over Me” (New York socialite with a cool apartment) and Tom Cruise’s rich girlfriend in “Cocktail” — now those were Sugar Mamas. In real life, Katie Couric probably comes the closest to fitting the definition because she’s dating a 33-year-old right now and looking like a mortal lock for the 2007 Sugar Mama ESPY. But the ultimate would be Jennifer Aniston — between her looks, money and relatively young age, plus all the traveling and her lack of self-esteem after the Jolie-Pitt fiasco and her plastic surgeon spilling the beans about her nose job, she’s an ideal Sugar Mama in every sense.