Funny headlines
Posted by Michael.
1. Wolfowitz blames World Bank for “unclear rules”.
Apparently the whole “give your girlfriend a crapload of $$$” is frowned upon in Europe? I mean, the US Govt is obviously fine with funnelling money to personal/private interests, so how could he have known?
2. Rapper arrested for drunk driving.
Wow, I can’t top that. Even by noting that this happened a day after Eve wrecked a Mazerati. ouch.
3. Lohan has big plans for 21st birthday party.
So she’s gonna do something different for a change? Stay sober, keep her knickers on, avoid flashing anyone, and… ? Ooops, just kidding: Lohan is excited by the prospect of going clubbing, now that her club-owning friends “don’t have to worry about getting into trouble” for letting her inside, she told host Ellen DeGeneres. [watch video]