Cruise at it again.

Posted by Pete.

“go sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here.”

  

7 Responses to “Cruise at it again.”

  1. Michael Says:

    no wonder he got fired. (it was a bad economic decision, but can’t blame them.)

  2. Nathaniel Says:

    That price range is pretty impressive $25 to 30,000.

    I’d stick with the $25 side of things.

    It’s just like saying I made somewhere between $1 and $10 million dollars last year. A grad student’s salary does fit inside that range.

  3. John Says:

    Actually Mike, I saw an article that said hiring big name actors didn’t increase a movie’s money-making potential proportional to the cost of the actor. I’ll try and find the artcile then post a link.

  4. Jenn Says:

    So maybe I think/know too much about poop. But shouldn’t a baby have sloppy and slimely bowel momements… even when they start on “solids” . solids in this case being mush…. given that cruisey bubs should not even have teeth yet????

    am i over thinking the poop issue?

  5. Tim Says:

    I’m really amused by the fact that Jenn’s worried she might be thinking about poop too much. :P

    But, other than that, I got nothin’ useful to add here. Although, now that I think about it, a news story about a piece of artwork inspired by the first poop of the new baby of a celebrity is probably high on that list of signs of the apocalypse.

    You know the list I’m talking about. This poop-statue business is definitely on it; it’s right there in the middle, between “Jesse Ventura runs for political office. And wins!” and “So does that guy who played Conan the Barbarian.” :)

  6. Michael Says:

    Yeah, good point John, and generally I’d agree- except seems to me they can squeeze a couple more Mission: Impossible’s and maybe get extra revenue out of Crazy Cruise?

    Recarding your concern, Jenn, yes I agree that’s pretty solid poo (and kinda big maybe) for baby poo. Especially if it’s just breast-feeding, but knowing Cruise’s insanity he probably thinks that in order to keep the aliens happy you have to feed the baby an all-whole-wheat-bran diet?

  7. Jenn Says:

    poop!

    not only do i think about it. i have researched it.

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