Archive for August 19th, 2006

Just when you think it can’t get any worse

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

They broadcast the game on Fox.  Heaven help us all.  And now a billion straight walks are followed by Posada’s bases-clearing knock, sheesh.

Back to Fox, though - they really make me want to do unpleasant things to my eyeballs.  Which inspires a list of people who need to go away:

(1) Joe Morgan (he’s fine as long as he’s not on TV)

(2) Tim McCarver, ’nuff said.

(3) Dick Cheney.  Really he’s number minus 2 billion on this list, but I was thinking sports when I started this.

(4) I would put Paris Hilton, but she’s kinda entertaining in a train-wreck kind of way.

I’ll stop now, but I am soliciting other people’s efforts.

  

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