Helix tends to move toy mice from the first to the second floor at the house. He only does one or two a day, but at the end of the week it usually ends up with a big population inversion that then gets fixed by kicking the mice down the stairs to a lower energy level.
How’s that for nerdy?
Anyway, Saturday night before we were getting ready to go to bed, he brought up a mouse. The strange thing though was the fact that when Ida came over to him he growled almost as to say “back off bitch, this one’s mine.” So Kirsten and I looked up at him and he brought the mouse into the den and dropped it at our feet. I said “good kitty” and petted him, then looked up to see Kirsten running out the door and shrieking. Looking down again, I realized a truth. Toy mice have no legs — therefore if it has legs, it’s not a toy.
It was still a little bit alive, enough to occasionally make a face like “o”, but it’s back was broken enough that it’s legs didn’t come off at the right angle. I scooped it up in a garbage can and threw it out in the yard (which really pissed of Helix), and he spent the rest of the night looking for a new mouse. Luckily, he didn’t find one, but that didn’t make it any less stressful when he brought a toy mouse to us in bed.