I’ve noticed a very disturbing trend over the last few days and it really needs to be stopped.
I’m sure that most of the [male] population has noticed that low-rise jeans are in vogue at the moment. Generally this is a good thing although women really need to be built like 12-year-old girls for it to look right. Thus, the women who should really be wearing low-rise jeans are basically 12-year-old girls and celebrities. We are, however, a nation of emulators so normal people are wearing them as well and somewhat pulling it off.
Until recently there were two hazards that one faced from the low-rise… first, there was bulging side fat from a too-tight waistband. second, the whale tail.
I can deal with those problems.
Over the weekend though, I noticed a new problem that’s perhaps caused by the fact that thongs are going out of style.
The new problem is plumber’s butt. The jeans are still riding down, especially when the girl sits down, only now there isn’t a taller piece of fabric there acting as a screen. Instead, it’s just crack. I suppose there are fetishists that would like this, but it’s not me.
I say save the whales. Or at least get pants that fit. Trousers too.