soapbox

Here’s another reason it’s good the Wrap burned down: a man was stabbed by a dancer after he turned her down for a lap dance. Apparently he “repeatedly rebuffed her offer… and disrespected her”, but still. Oh well, I guess it’s a good excuse for the wife? “sorry baby, but she woulda stabbed me if I’d said no!” Oh, and though this article doesn’t mention it, the cops also found some meth in her purse. Hello WRJ.

Holly, this is what you should probably not try… just a helpful suggestion.

“A German woman laid waste to her family home by setting fire to it as she tried to kill spiders in a garage with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter.” Unfortunately she didn’t make a flamethrower [major cool points] but instead first tried to kill them with just the hairspray, then when that failed, tried to burn them with the lighter - but the whole place went poof.