the Matr1x bonus level is entertaining at first, and then tedius - just a whole lot of jumping and not much more. I beat the second one as time ran out, which was kinda interesting - the thing is bloody long.
Rule 1001: The dishwasher can not handle scrambled eggs.
Rule 1002: Use it or lose it.
Rule 1003: You wear the clothes, not the other way round.
Rule 31. If you’re over 6′3″ or under 5′3″, you will be asked, “How tall are you?” every time someone meets you.
Rule 556: The shortest line will have the slowest people.
*These are from Esquire. Any rules over 1000 are ones that I’ve created.
I wonder if it’s a bad sign that you wish you could be on a fiction television show just because everyone seems so fucking cool.
Anyway, I like the show.
The shocking last five minutes weren’t a very big shock though.
